I must be too annoying 4 u.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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