ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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