No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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