all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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