so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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