That's intense
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
