If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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