next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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