Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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