Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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