Sry I called you an 8
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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