its not stalking. its research.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
