On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
