We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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