a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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