and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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