So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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