it wasn't lemon gatorade
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm sobbing to NWA
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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