You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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