does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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