I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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