Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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