I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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