There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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