If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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