I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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