But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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