you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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