Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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