Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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