This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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