After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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