She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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