You work out of a Hotel?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Randomize
