Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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