well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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