so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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