I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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