Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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