Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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