maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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