hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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