Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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