Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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