is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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