It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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