Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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