i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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