Dual....:-)
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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