come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You can make out without kissing
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