I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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