He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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