i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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