Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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