oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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