let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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