He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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