I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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